isthatwhatyoucalllearning replied to your post: so i have this weird fantasy sometimes…
Awww yusss drunk/buzzed tumbling. Me too! ONLY GOOD CAN COME OF THIS. ALSO YES TO YOUR MATTRESS THING
ahaha, aww, I wish I had seen this last night when I was still in a whiskey stupor! also HEY YOU ARE A MARRIED LADY NOW, CONGRATULATIONS MARRIED LADY!!!!!!!!
so i have this weird fantasy sometimes*, where when i feel really bad about something, I want to crawl under my bed and hide, only that doesn’t seem like a good enough hiding place, so i also want to take a knife, cut a big slit in the mattress, and then climb up into the mattress and, like, become one with it. the mattress seals up around me. me and the downy feathery stuff, we’re one. nobody can find me. I’m not even there! I’m in the mattress, and people in the mattress can’t be embarrased or guilty or stuff.
listen, son. if there was really a monster in your closet this would be a huge new discovery. honestly you getting mauled would be pretty insignificant in the grand scheme of things if you think about it
(Source: walmarts, via emulah)
adds “we just caught our alternate universe selves making out and now everything is super awkward” to list of shipping tropes that need to be implemented everywhere